Wednesday, December 19, 2012
Tuesday, July 31, 2012
|"You People" are on your own|
I've been so busy playing Farmville and keeping up with American Idol I completely forgot we have 2 days to live ...Doh Don't get me wrong I'm totally stoked that Mariah Carey is the new Judge , but December 21 2012 is the end of the 13th b'ak'tun ! wow time flies . Yesterday I picked up a Mesoamerican Long Count calendar at the Dollar store , no doubt its over ! I was on the back porch smashing a few cold ones , pondering how does a person prepare for the end of the world ?? and even if you do survive good luck getting internet or an iced caramel macchiato ! I can't disclose my secret plan for survival , but I can give you a few tips.
|If you find my Dog , please give her a good home . she had a dysfunctional childhood|
Sunday, July 15, 2012
|You have to love the names given to Dragon fruit varieties . I have 4 varieties in my side yard; Vietnamese Jaina, Natural Mystic, Dark Star and Halley's Comet.|
|The Vietnamese Jaina is the large white fruit. I got 3 cutting's from a neighbouring farm , The plants flower on the same day as the parent plants . The texture is similar to kiwi fruit with crunchy little seeds|
|Propagation is easy ; cut on and angle and stick in a pot. you don't even need root hormone . These are the easiest plants to propagate . Even if you just drop it on the ground it will likely root !|
|I always use a premium potting mix , Tall pot and moist soil . I don't use any fertilize for about 6 weeks , then light Organic 6-6-6|
|I get best results putting the pot's under the shade of an Oak Tree|
|The first bud's appear in mid June|
|The plant produces large beautiful night blooming flowers|
|I pick the fruit after it turns this pale red. There is no benefit to leaving it on the plant longer it will not become any sweeter|
|The plant is Cactus like and makes a great place for birds to nest|
Friday, July 6, 2012
This year the weather has been different ; We had one night January 5th very cold, frost and near freeze with selective crop damage but over all it was warm and mild . Spring was about 3 weeks early and our rainy season was early as well, I have never detected a pattern . We are seeing Record heat in the South and Northeast , Record Drought is killing Corn crops in 6 States and Wild fire rages in Colorado and we are having an early and active Hurricane season . I have also seen more Tornadoes this summer than ever before, The Tornadoes seem to pop out of storm clouds in the late afternoon then struggle to form , rarely touch down . Some suggest an above average Hurricane season and trouble for South Florida . What does it all mean ? I dunno
|Thankfully these are not the F 3 or F 5 Super cell monster storms seen on the Oklahoma and Kansas plains|
|These Tornadoes are called by some "Landspouts". . They generally are smaller and weaker than supercellular tornadoes, though many persist in excess of 15 minutes and some have produced F3 damage. They bear an appearance and generative mechanism highly similar to that of waterspouts.|
Thursday, June 28, 2012
Sunday Mornings at the Farmers Market I love to talk gardening with customers and friends . If you know me , then you know I'm not a fan of container growing for many reasons. However Pineapples seem to be the exception to the rule. For the last 4 years or so I have been experimenting growing pineapples and has learned a few things. One thing I've noticed is that Pineapples do very well in containers; I use large 15-25 gallon pot's filled with premium potting soil, a hand full of Organic 6-6-6 fertilizer and water every day. I've also found slow growing pineapples can some times sunburn so I leave the pots under the shade of a small oak tree. The fruit harvested from these potted plants can get nearly as big as fruit bought in grocery stores. Gardening is about results so spend the money on the premium potting soil, I do not recommend bagged "topsoil" or "50/50"
Friday, June 22, 2012
Giant pineapples revisited
June 22, 2012 by marian33031
Whenever you visit a farm for the first time, the farmer will take you on a tour of all the significant plants and features of his or her place. Tim pointed out Tommy Atkins mango trees loaded with blushing round-shouldered fruit, ribbon-like dragon fruit cactus vines ready to bloom and complete with an abandoned bird’s nest, passion fruit vines thick on a trellis, and quite possibly the area’s largest compost pile running the length of his property. The field where he grows lettuces and cabbages in winter was covered densely with elephant grass as tall as our heads, and home to twittering birds.
But what drew our attention and curiosity were the large raised beds, loaded with pineapple plants, which ring his modest house. In the west bed, all the plants were two years old, fully grown from green tops cut off pineapples, and they were loaded with fruit. Each plant produces only one fruit, which grows on a stalk at the center of the plant. The fruit were very large, and the ripest ones were peeking out golden through long leaves. In the east bed were plants bearing slightly smaller pineapples, which looked like they would be ready in about a month or so. Those plants were a year old, originally hapas (or slips) that sprouted from the bases of the older plants. Last summer Tim had snapped off hapas and planted them in their own patch. Each mature plant sprouted one or two hapas. Plants grown from hapas bear fruit in one year, but plants grown from tops bear in two.
Tim let us pick our own fruit. He pointed out the ripest ones, and told us what to do. Picking a pineapple is fairly simple. Grasp it firmly with both hands, give the fruit a snap to one side and a small twist, and it easily breaks off the stalk. I was once again surprised by how heavy and substantial it was. After picking, Tim aimed a hose at the base of the fruit and washed off a bunch of ants. They are attracted to sugar in the fruit, which start to ripen from the bottom.
The pineapples we picked were amazingly heavy. Out came the scale to check weight. One was eight and a half pounds and the other was nine. (I haven’t weighed the ones you can get at the store, but they’re about half the size and weight.) Must be the special soil mix and organic fertilizer that Tim feeds his plants! The ripest fruit was ready to eat, and its sweet aroma tantalized us on light breeze, as we chatted on the back patio. Tim’s feisty Chihuahua jumped from his lap onto the table and sniffed at the fruit, which easily dwarfed her. It can truly be said that on that small farm located at the edge of the Everglades, pineapples grow as big as a dog.
Monday, June 18, 2012
Monday, June 11, 2012
|Yahtzee ! the outlets are 6 feet apart, and have a hedge for concealment|
|" OMG that homeless guy is staring at us !"|
|"Those chick's are totally checking me out"|
Friday, June 1, 2012
Today is the first day of the 2012 Hurricane Season and I just returned home from grocery shopping, the Cashier put a “ Hurricane Preparedness guide” in my bag. I was appalled at their so call tips . We are talking real life Emergency and that’s the best they can do . The only thing I took away from it is that I’m in the wrong business , I should be selling bottled water . I took it upon my self as a Public Service to bring " You People" up to speed , I just hope I’m not to late .. First of all I survived Hurricane Andrew , and when a tree fell on the house I didn't reach for a bottled water . So Tip #1 is stock up on Alcohol ! A tree limb through a window can break glass, so I prefer Vodka in plastic bottles and twist off caps . I’m going to finish my Preparedness tips with captioned pictures .. be safe South Florida
|In case of post storm looting, I have a ferocious dog to protect my life and property|
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
|Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.|
-- Mark Twain